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  RELIGION
  It just makes sense.

  religion, motivational posters

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• Ryu the Trap  Mar 8th 2009 at 11:28 pm  #1373

  IT TOTALLY DOES

• Abe Froman  Mar 10th 2009 at 08:52 pm  #1500

  ... Piers Anthony and his fantasy books do not equal religion.

• Anonymous  Mar 14th 2009 at 01:28 pm  #1675

  not piers anthony, terry pratchett.

• Anonymous  Mar 14th 2009 at 08:33 pm  #1742

  Who gives a fuck? It's a giant motherfucking sea turtle with elephants on it.

• Reason.  Mar 15th 2009 at 05:31 pm  #1833

  My imaginary superbeing is better than yours. Let's fight about it.

• Bertrand Russell  Mar 27th 2009 at 12:36 pm  #2558

  you're all wrong. Its Turtles all the way down

• Anonymous  Apr 7th 2009 at 09:52 pm  #3207

  Fucking Discworld, man. Fucking Discworld.

• Anonymous  Apr 11th 2009 at 01:36 am  #3397

  o.O actually Terry Pratchett attributes all of this to well known creation myths; Some Native American ones more specifically. And if you say that their beliefs don't count as religion I will smack you.

• Anonymous  Apr 16th 2009 at 09:56 am  #3710

  Smack them!! Smack them!! Show those a-holes what religion really should be!!

• Anonymous  Apr 21st 2009 at 01:03 am  #4265

  Someone puts a fun picture ... and some red neck ruins it all...

• Anonymous  Apr 23rd 2009 at 07:29 pm  #4634

  zombie kid likes turtles...

• Anonymous  Apr 25th 2009 at 01:35 pm  #4843

  "... Piers Anthony and his fantasy books do not equal religion. "
  - Abe Froman
  
  You're right, we need some patriarchal jews and their fantasy book for real religion.

• Brutha  Apr 27th 2009 at 12:20 pm  #5050

  The turtle moves!

• D-san  May 11th 2009 at 12:17 am  #6242

  I hear ya, Bertrand!
  
  Man, a religion built on the belief that the world rests on the back of a giant cosmos-sailing sea-turtle with elephants on his back would get my vote, no questions asked.

• Cracker Jack  May 11th 2009 at 01:48 am  #6253

  so umm...anyone know what gender the turtle is? or for that matter the elephants?

• drac  May 11th 2009 at 04:25 am  #6270

  even more important, where's the old man with the leather bag?

• jayne cobb  Jun 3rd 2009 at 08:10 pm  #8416

  I like a good joke: Religion It Just Makes Sense! (Hi-Larious!)
  
  I also love Terry Pratchett and I agree with Bill Maher: Get someone hopped up on religion and you've got a bona fide problem on your hands.
  
  I think of all the toxic thinking and terms they use: Submission, our-way-or-the-highway, bible, sword, bomb, beat your children, control, SIN!, you're defective to begin with, you're lost...and the list goes on and on.)
  
  No thanks.
  
  There's no need to apologize for --or be afraid of-- being a healthy human.

• NoWay  Jun 3rd 2009 at 08:24 pm  #8417

  Mr. Russell is right, Im afraid. It's Turtles All The Way Down.
  
  Man needs religion like the human race needs people who strap bombs to themselves...no wait. They're already doing that.
  
  Ummm. Lessee. Man needs religion like the human race needs preachers telling members to beat thier children...no wait. They're already doing that, too.
  
  Ummm...like a turtle needs elephants. Yeah. That's it. Got it.
  

• Mumin  Jun 5th 2009 at 04:34 pm  #8601

  @ Reason.
  One of the best comments I've ever read in my life. You rule, man.

• Psychokitty  Jun 14th 2009 at 08:01 pm  #9564

  I believe the turtle is Fem. I forgot her name. Two of the Elephants are fem, two are male I believe. I don't think it's Native american, isn't it Hindi or persian? I USED to know this stuff and I could look it up, i'm just glued to the chair...

• Veal  Jun 30th 2009 at 03:29 am  #11317

  I'm gonna start my own Pokemon religion, and tell everyone a massive Squirtle created the earth. It'll blow their f✡✞king socks off.

• Veal is revolutionary  Jul 22nd 2009 at 07:47 pm  #14734

  OMG! the first pokecenter of squirtletarianism?
  count me in!

• Picosaurus  Jul 26th 2009 at 06:06 pm  #15301

  Um...
  
  Isn't this a picture from the Diskworld series by Terry Pratchet?

• Little Timmy  Aug 1st 2009 at 03:49 pm  #16621

  I don't remember that in Sunday school :O

• bob  Aug 3rd 2009 at 10:36 am  #17053

  God still loves you :]

• juau  Aug 4th 2009 at 10:54 pm  #17406

  f✡✞k YEAH, DISCWORLD RULEZ!

• Anon  Aug 7th 2009 at 01:27 am  #17734

  It's based on Hindu scripture, yeah. Although the vast majority of modern Hindus take it as a metaphor.

• @D-san  Aug 9th 2009 at 03:43 pm  #18127

  'Man, a religion built on the belief that the world rests on the back of a giant cosmos-sailing sea-turtle with elephants on his back would get my vote, no questions asked.'
  
  Actually, the ancient egyptians had one exactly like that..

• The turtle  Oct 22nd 2009 at 07:06 am  #30201

  Is a female.

• f✡✞k YOU ALL!!!!  Oct 26th 2009 at 01:42 pm  #30983

  Turtles kick ass!!!!!!!

• some name  Feb 6th 2010 at 03:25 pm  #50517

  a'tuin & discworld FTW !

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