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cthulhu will devour our souls in 2012.
his apearence will cause insanity in the surrounding world as he rises up.
Just fyi, Jesus was a historical figure and that is a drawing of Muhammad who was also a historical figure. Neither of them are imaginary. Pick up a history book sometime
hepinizin anas?n? sikiyim.
Andrew:
Go ahead and give us an accredited history book with accounts of Jesus that is not based on religious texts. Oh, and the same for Allah.
Andrew. You're for the most part clear headed. I've seen some of your other posts. This one doesn't make sense though. There's no proof of Jesus or Mohammed, let alone in a history book. Only in scriptures, man.
Andrew: Please name *one* reliable non-biblical contemporary historical reference to Jesus Christ.
There was historically a man named Jesus in that time period, whether or not he was the son of god is undetermined (and unlikely)
what boobs said, there IS a chance that someone by then had the name of jeebus christesticles, but whether or not he had super powers is not documented. And isnt it interesting where during a time where most major events anything concerning a certain religion makes no apearence (or however is spelled).
Sorry for makin this comment so long. =/
sry missed a word in the above, after Major events goes "were documented, and"
Sadly, no. There are no non-biblical references from the time to Jesus ever existing. No census records, no letters, no records of trials; no non-christians mention him until many decades later.
is 'many'
Troll dumbasses.. you just lost the game
Jesus as a historical figure probably existed. Sans miracles and whatnot, historians consider him a real historical figure. It is based on the fact that the traditions surrounding him sprouted up within approximately a decade after his birth, and there are extra-canonical sources discussing this. Some of them we have and some we don't. And as far as the contemporary thing goes, its because for the most part people were illiterate, and the ones that could write weren't going to give an in depth biography of a possible and unsuccessful seditious criminal, (Which is how Jesus would have been seen,) because it wasn't really important enough to go to Rome, where most Roman historians were located. Sorry for the book but do some damn research. Albert Schwietzer, Bart Ehrman, Elaine Pagels, all good authorities on the subject that are secular.
Jesus most certainly was and is real, and is the son of the Living God. Whether you believe it or not now does not matter, you will see on judgement day.
There is one reference to Jesus from the time in a book by a historian called Josephesus. The original text is pretty neutral but the picture is complicated by a (much) later addition that puts a much more positive spin on Jesus. Joesphesus was, like Jesus, a jew but seemingly not particularly interested in the large crop of messiahs knocking around at that time.
It may even have been another Jesus; there were several, including more than one who claimed to be the messiah.
Hope that helps
Jesus (yeshua) was a common name back then, and Christ was not his name it comes from the Greek translation of 'messiah'.
He'll eat your babies... and your Scooby Snacks.
Damn! 'Cause I just friended both Cthulhu AND Bob Ross on Myspace. The Bob Ross is the shiznatz. Ok, ok, so is The Great Old One...
Jesus was quite a common name back in that period if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong.
Dear god fearing theists, your lack of confidence in your own religion is shown in the lightning deflectors you have on each religious community building. Or are you to realistic for that?
That means a small part of your logical conscience survived in your head, so do you understand the stuff you believe in now is bullshit?
Hail the ancient one Cthulhu, for he will devour mankind!
la! la! Cthulhu ftang!
a fail is you grimfilth!
you aren't as smart as the average theist.
stfu everyone, Bob Ross is the only real god here.
try old roman records.
spirits are. and you have.
Wait... so Cthulhu is NOT my friend? But he's the best one up there!
offensive
yeAh, tellem Shelby. Don't let them falter your convictions. and keep your convictions strong cuz it'll get you mind off the fact you can't get any dick.
That's Muhammed, dipshit. And there's more evidence he existed than Jesus.
Although one was a pedophile and the other a virulent racist, so f✡✞k 'em both.
Yeaah!!
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allah doesnt look like that. no one knows what allah looks like because god never make everyone sees the face.