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  Americunts VS The rest of the World
  Arbitrary Retarded Rollercoaster
  Logical Smooth Sailing

  america, nonsense

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  73 8 524 views. Posted Dec 5th `09 06:45 pm.

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• European  Dec 5th 2009 at 03:51 pm  #38576

  OMS!!! I just had sex with a dead man! He no longer has to worry about STDs but I can't say the same for me, I'm afraid...

• first...  Dec 5th 2009 at 03:52 pm  #38578

  Second or third!!!1

• Satanist  Dec 5th 2009 at 03:53 pm  #38579

  Yes come to Hell and burn for ever!!!! You will enjoy the complete absence of G-d and His sorry underlings! Come now, pain is glory!

  -666

• Nigel St. John Wesley-Buffington IV  Dec 5th 2009 at 03:54 pm  #38580

  You see, this is why we hate America: it lacks proper switchbacks! Damn them! Other than that, we have problems whatever! Giss a kiss! :*

• Lalingwe Katanga  Dec 5th 2009 at 03:57 pm  #38582

  I am from Eritrea and I can attest to the trueness of this poster. Not even in the best lunapark of the States is there a properly functioning rollercoaster. It is indeed sad but it is a fact.

• Vatican City  Dec 5th 2009 at 03:59 pm  #38583

  Come and ride the best rollercoaster of all times: the Pope!

  PS-This offer is not valid for citizens of the United States of America.

• Xlompo the Zebulock of Antarctica  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:02 pm  #38584

  Haha! Americans FAIL! Bleep zeep! In Antarctica you can even ride our Haunebus for FREE! Beat THAT, Uncle Sam!!!!

• irrational gay atheist smoker  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:05 pm  #38585

  f✡✞k AMERICA!!!! WE ALL HATE YOU f✡✞k YOU FCK YOU WE WILL DESTROY YOUR f✡✞kING STUPID SHIT f✡✞kING africanamerican BITCH ASSHOLE PENIS VAGINA PEANUTBUTTER DICK CUM ORGASM SEMEN SPERM[comment too irrational]

• Butthurt Eurofag  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:06 pm  #38586

  EPIC WIN!!!!!

• Achmed bin Quz  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:09 pm  #38587

  kill amercia!!! we dont want jeuses he is not for we. go awey ! i kill yore fuking race damn you. praise mohammed we hate you evil bastars! peace be upon you...

• Aussie sheep f✡✞ker  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:12 pm  #38588

  You goddam yanks are nothing but rubbish! You are all fat, each and every one of you. Any attractive person in the States is really European or Australian in origin. Why don't you blow yourselves up? Nodoby gives a shit for your hellhole. FACK YOU!!!!!!!

• Anonymous  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:15 pm  #38589

  Brüno is my God!!!!! f✡✞k ALL Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Anonymous  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:17 pm  #38590

  All right!! Another poster where we can take out our frustrations on a single nation!!!! I love it!!!! This is an awesome poster. To whomever made it, you're being an excellent role-model!!!!!

• Mitzi  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:18 pm  #38591

  I don't get it.

• Anonymous  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:19 pm  #38592

  last time i checked aussie's were european in origin as well, you f✡✞ken moron.

• John Michelle Catherine Montgomery  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:22 pm  #38593

  I am so enraptured with hatred that I feel like buggering an old poof!!!! Hating America is good for the health!!!! Besides, EVERY SINGLE problem in the world is caused by America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Outside USA there is no sickness, poverty, crime, or imperfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• LMAO@Europe  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:29 pm  #38595

  These are hilarious (albeit completely false) comments! Thank you, non-Americans for making me nearly piss my pants! Keep it up! XD

• Osama bin Laden  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:32 pm  #38596

  Death to America!

• OFF SUBJECT  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:36 pm  #38597

  SUCK MAH DICK

  KTHNXBI

• Flip Flipson  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:42 pm  #38599

  ¡¡¡¡uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuɐɥ oʇ ʇǝƃ I ǝɹǝɥʍ dooן ǝɥʇ

  sı sɹǝʇsɐoɔɹǝןןoɹ ɟo ʇɹɐd ǝʇıɹoʌɐɟ ʎ|/\|

• Anonymous  Dec 5th 2009 at 04:45 pm  #38600

  Woah! These are pretty much the worst comments on all of Moronfail. Well done, samefag.

• @flip flipson  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:05 pm  #38601

  you win

• @38600  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:17 pm  #38603

  Typical Americ✡✞t thinks his country outnumbers the rest of the world. You pitiful arse!

• @Anonymous  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:18 pm  #38604

  Dude, do you even know what "samefag" means?

• Señor Penor  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:19 pm  #38605

  Rollercoasters are good with vinegar.

• Anonymous  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:21 pm  #38606

  #38600

  #38604

  /samefag

• Steve Drummond  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:23 pm  #38607

  Yikes!!! If you foreigners don't like our rollercoasters you don't have to ride them!! Goodness! -S.D.

• fakerparis  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:24 pm  #38608

  Follow me (@fakerparis) on Twitter! I'm a MILF!!!!!

• @Butthurt Eurofag  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:27 pm  #38609

  Why so butthurt?

• ...ɯɯɯɥ  Dec 5th 2009 at 05:51 pm  #38611

  .ǝǝs ʎɯ uı s1ǝxıd ʍǝɟ ɐ buıɯıʇ puɐ \'11ǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos ɯoɹɟ doɥs uɐɔ ı .pǝ11ǝxıd sʞoo1 sıɥʇ

• Vince  Dec 5th 2009 at 06:29 pm  #38616

  In our defense, we got these from England

• Carol  Dec 5th 2009 at 06:37 pm  #38619

  I find Roller Coasters offensive

• ...ɯɯɯɥ  Dec 5th 2009 at 07:48 pm  #38628

  .ǝǝs ʎɯ uı s1ǝxıd ʍǝɟ ɐ buıɯıʇ puɐ '11ǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɯos ɯoɹɟ doɥs uɐɔ ı .pǝ11ǝxıd sʞoo1 sıɥʇ

• Penelope  Dec 5th 2009 at 08:21 pm  #38630

  Why is this a picture of boy and girl PPs?

• A  Dec 5th 2009 at 09:09 pm  #38636

  well, our methods of measurement may be retarded, but at least our women don't look like boots

• Hehehe  Dec 5th 2009 at 10:18 pm  #38645

  It's funny because it subtly implies that Non-American's are too stupid to learn simple measurements, and the comments show just how stupid people get when insulted on the internet.

• Retarded Jesus  Dec 5th 2009 at 11:01 pm  #38646

  Its hilarious how people from craphole parts of the world have something to say about a country that they've never been to. I've been to Eritrea, Its a shit hole; I don't take what you said as an insult more as a hater being jealous because I can go and grab a hot dog whenever I choose. And to the rest of you, come to this country first, experience what it has to offer before judging, I've not met a single person who has lived in this country for more than a month who didn't fall in love with it.

  My belief is solid in the fact that your governments lie to you about everything that they do, and since we publicize to our press what happens you all have something to point and stare at. Look in your own back yards for trouble if you want something to gripe about, just remember if it werent for us a good 2 billion of you would be speaking german or Japanese Right now; Jackasses.

• ^  Dec 5th 2009 at 11:30 pm  #38649

  Hear, hear!

  NB-American here

• @Hehehe  Dec 6th 2009 at 04:54 am  #38685

  i'm pretty sure that's one american posing as foreigners to make them look bad. All the regular moronail comments follow afterwards.

• Haha  Dec 6th 2009 at 04:56 am  #38687

  So the real winners here are the Britfags who can use both!

• @retarded jesus  Dec 6th 2009 at 07:46 am  #38701

  Lol bet you 5 bucks no one reads all that... Sad...

• 2nd european  Dec 6th 2009 at 08:09 am  #38706

  :) I love americ✡✞ts scheisse.

  Americans are just soft skinned. You make fun of them and they are sending WMD's on you.

  Europeans all flame each other like hell daily (for being everybody from DIFFERENT countries) so they dont care about that so much. I'm from finland so we make fun of the swedish. The french hate the english. Spanish make fun of everybody. Germans hate polish.

  Everybody's being a c✡✞t in europe.

• Europe,  Dec 6th 2009 at 10:01 am  #38713

  I'm going to plow you.

• Anonymous  Dec 6th 2009 at 10:20 am  #38715

  Add 'Britc✡✞ts' to the post. Stuff your f✡✞king metric crap up your arse. If you are too thick to remember a few facts and figures then ..............

• @Retarded Jesus  Dec 6th 2009 at 02:54 pm  #38752

  The United States WAS a great country. Now it's just a corrupt shithole.

• @@Hehehe  Dec 6th 2009 at 03:58 pm  #38762

  Nope. At least I'm really european. I don't know of the others but if you think the comments make us look bad you're just envious that we live in nonshithole countries.

• Europe Sux  Dec 6th 2009 at 04:25 pm  #38767

  Here in Britain, the originator of America, we still proudly use inches, feet, yards, miles, ounces and stones.

  f✡✞k off EUSSR

• Random European  Dec 6th 2009 at 04:39 pm  #38769

  Cherri o! Why can't you blokes see that we merely hate Americans because of their measurement system? Only a reasonable chap would comprehend. It is now time for tea, as well as fish and chips. Yum yum indeed!

• @ Random Europeans  Dec 6th 2009 at 04:40 pm  #38770

  You forgot crumpets you silly chap!

• @Hehehe  Dec 6th 2009 at 05:03 pm  #38775

  european? ha! carry on then good sir. But yeah yelling "peanut butter dick cum orgasm" usually does makes someone look bad, ya know? just.....fyi.

• @ Random European  Dec 6th 2009 at 05:23 pm  #38780

  Congratulations for demonstrating European stupidity.

• @ Random European  Dec 6th 2009 at 05:32 pm  #38784

  You think you mock English when you mock your stinky European country.

• Red Blooded American  Dec 6th 2009 at 07:02 pm  #38804

  You've won this round Europe.

• Cold Blooded European  Dec 6th 2009 at 08:30 pm  #38817

  Oh dear! It seems you have lost this round, America.

• BAHAHAHA  Dec 6th 2009 at 08:55 pm  #38823

  why is it that Europeans are so bent on hating America? you can say what you want about our measuring systems. we are still more powerful

• dfgsdfhfghnvbncvn  Dec 6th 2009 at 08:57 pm  #38824

  why are we all yelling at each other? shouldnt we be hating the japanese?

• dfg...  Dec 6th 2009 at 10:57 pm  #38841

  EVERYBODY STOP YELLING IN A TROLL THREAD!

• gerg  Dec 7th 2009 at 05:34 am  #38862

  You had me at "rollercoaster"

• EVERYBODY PANIC!  Dec 7th 2009 at 06:13 am  #38864

  CONTINUE YELLING!!!

• Ducce  Dec 7th 2009 at 11:07 am  #38899

  Just wanna se the goddamned comments

• John Birch  Dec 7th 2009 at 01:43 pm  #38931

  The metric system is a filthy communist plot.

• Miguel Susbilla  Dec 7th 2009 at 11:36 pm  #39066

  So this picture say rest of the world? I live in Bolivia an we dont have no rollorcoasters. I don't think all the world has the rollorcoasters. That is mistake of the picture.

• englishwomen scarpe  Dec 9th 2009 at 08:03 am  #39474

  europe must suck if it didnt the pilgrims wouldve stayed so f✡✞k you

• Hmm  Dec 12th 2009 at 07:30 pm  #40097

  How many ounces are in a mile?

• lol  Jan 2nd 2010 at 11:48 pm  #44162

  england

• Anonymous  Jan 24th 2010 at 02:14 pm  #48037

  USA system suck it doesint have smaler mesure then inches and metrick system is so much beter and it is imposible to say othervise becose it is a fact

  but ofc some moron will try to argue but that jiust proves my point

• Anon  Feb 11th 2010 at 05:27 am  #51638

  Anonymous Jan 24th 2010 at 02:14 pm #48037

  USA system suck it doesint have smaler mesure then inches and metrick system is so much beter and it is imposible to say othervise becose it is a fact

  but ofc some moron will try to argue but that jiust proves my point

  Game, set, match.

  Thanks.

• meters-mile  Mar 8th 2010 at 06:08 pm  #57191

  is 1690-1..

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