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THE HOLY BIBLE
66 Fairy Tales Written by 40 Authors in Three Different Languages on Three Different Continents, Over Approximately 1600 Years.Share:
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hahaha
PNWED!!!!!
I am Satan and I approve of this post!
I'm so overjoyed that I have atheists on my side! Thank Badness I'm evil! 666
Even my ironic captcha approves it: goatherd serv-
I posted this pic. Hope you Christians are deeply offended!
@28580 f✡✞k you, wanker! I posted it! Feckin copycat!
I don't get it...
Mankind, I am disappoint.
This is categorically shopped! The giraffe's shadow is WAY off. The clouds are all the same image just randomly pasted several times. And perhaps most damning of all, Abraham Lincoln NEVER wore a moustache. I give this an F-.
Who is actress with face hairs? She famous haves tall hat. You know who is this? Thank you.
How can a book of maxims (Proverbs) and a book of love poems (Songs of Solomon) be fairy tales? FAIL...
You forgot Poland...
I hate all you assholes in this post! You have absolutely NO respect for my hatred for God! How DARE you?
You sir are and idiot. :(
First!!!! Hooray! Suck it, all you lazyboneses!
Eh what actress?
Very nice work, Anonymous!
Oh hi, ratf✡✞ker...
Hey, guys! How's it hangin? I'd like to learn some of the art of meming sometime. I'll be visiting this site more often so just drop me a hello sometime and we can work things out from there. See ya round, Charlie Brown! -S.D. PS- I wasn't REALLY addressing Charlie Brown just then! :-)
Gay. Bookmarks are touching.
"FIRST!" Did I get it right? Yeah, it's pretty funny. L.O.L. Cheers everyone! -Steve D.
Make me feel in touch with my feminine side. just as well, as i'm a sheep.
You mean, there are no macho sheep? Not sheep that ride motorcycles (cause only goats do that), but sheep that spit in the face of adversity and say "I'm taking all you bastards down and NOBODY gets out alive cause I'm THE sheep, motherf✡✞kers!!! You thought you could trick me well you're all wrong. And perty soon you'll all be dead!!! This is the last straw!! Say yer prayers!!! Sayonara, assholes! It's time to go byebye..." Are you saying there are no sheep like that?
look at me I'm smart because I say religion is bullshit and claim to believe in science even though I know nothing about either thing
look at me!I'm cool because I choose to believe in an invisible wizard rather than accept that science has pretty much explained everything in the bible as a natural occurrence and get insecure and aggressive when my believes are challenged by a meaningless picture on the internet!!
look at me! I'm cool because I choose to parody other ppl's posts rather than accept that I am going to burn for eternity and get insecure and aggressive when my counterbeliefs are challenged by a person who actually believes in something and doesn't try to hide his faults!!
This book is based on a true story in the same way every horror movie is based on a true story... So not at all...
look at me! I didn't even read your post about eternal damnation cause I refuse to own up to my imperfections, blah blah blah...
Yeah, like your thewless opinions matter...
look at... the next guy
Thanks, previous guy! Um ok let's see where were we?. . . Oh yeah, "look at me! whoop de dee!!!" Dididoitrite?
Yeah. Not bad...
Yo """"moronail douchefag""""...
Hello, morofags. I'm happy with your insecurity about religion that results in a urge to insult Christians. Or Muslims. Or whatever. You weak, atheist douchebags.
Blah blah blah Christians blah blah God doesn't exist cause I've been surrounded by people who have claimed to be Christians and they yelled at me blah blah blah blah blah humans are perfect but Christians aren't blah blah blah blah blah God is evil because He doesn't exist yet evil exists because Christians are stupid blah blah blah blah the fact that Christians aren't perfect is proof that they invented Jesus who never existed because we don't have photos or a driver's license of His blah blah blah I hate Christians so much that I would rather go to Hell since it doesn't exist blah blah blah the Bible doesn't answer all of our scientific queries in down-to-earth simple language blah blah blah Hitler claimed to be a Christian therefore Christians are all Nazis blah blah blah blah Jesus never existed but the people who knew Him personally and who wrote about Him did blah blah blah I want my soul back even though there's no such thing blah blah blah... etc.
Excellent point. Well made too.
This picture offends me because...uh...it's...um...oh look, a squirrel.
Atheist Genius ftw
maybe God created imperfections in the Bible on purpose just to f✡✞k with athiest bastards because he laughs at them when they feel like they know more than he does. haha...i laugh too
What kind of Christian admits there are faults with their Holy text?
who said i was christian? and who said that the christian God is the real God?
You admitted to laughing, with God (i.e. the Christian god), at the folly of Atheism. Not my fault if you're a LIAR!
what if Christianity and Darwinism were both true? Can you imagine how people would react if God had told us in the book of Genesis that the earth was 1 billion years old by the time life was created and that one-celled organisms would rule the earth for 2 billion years before more complex life would form, and that humans came from sub-primates? do you honestly think that at the time any biblical text was written, that any of the people would have the mental capacity to understand what any of that even meant? cmon guys, you gotta stop thinking inside the box. Most Christians understand that a lot of the stories in the Bible are not meant to be taken literally. Im sure God, the almighty creator of existence itself, is capable of understanding human intellectual depth. Besides, if he gave us all the answers in the first place, then it wouldnt be considered faith, now would it?
most atheists (at least here) act as if these concepts of science that they use to defend there anti-religious beliefs would have been easy to understand 2000 years ago. If we still debate over these issues today, you can only imagine how people would have felt about them back then.
So, because there was no modern science 2000 years ago, we should believe in God? Of course science wouldn't be easy to understand 2000 years ago. That doesn't mean, if God Almighty truly wrote the bible through others, he could have at least educated them a little bit so they didn't die from an infected cat scratch?
I like the book, it's flattering that I'm such a popular subject for fanfic. I do find that I'm portrayed somewhat humourlessly though. I prefer the Torah - it's a more gripping read. But I wouldn't wipe my arse with the Koran. Shalom, motherfukkers!
bah muslims Christians all the same all pay to a giant invisible being that some one made up 2000 years ago as a children's story no FSM thats a religion i wana be apart of .u cant prove that the world wasn't made from pasta can you huh??!! can you! and that everything was made from pasta ! pasta has always been i win u loose!
LOL, this post i believe has the most comments.
Way off, sunshine. http://moronail.net/img/832_Microsoft_copied_Playstation_with_Xbox360_look_rage
this is what will end the argument. none of you are right. all of you have your own belief and choose to think that everyone else is a dumbass. nobody knows whats right and nobody can prove or disprove anything. To believe that God has limitations, and that his existence can be disproven by physical evidence (which he created, and everything is created for a reason), than you are already blinded by the bias of which you have chosen to believe is true. This ideology only stems from lack of knowledge and acceptance of other beliefs; the ignorance of which you claim all others besides yourself to uphold. If you think that humans, who are incapable of figuring out even simple magic tricks, are capable of understanding the workings of God, you are all as retarded as the principles you believe you have definitively proven...thus making you even more retarded. oh and for anyone who still does not understand ___ 1) if you lack the mental depth to comprehend or even consider my point, than you probably aren't intelligent enough to be making any reasonable decisions on your belief of existence. you just don't possess the mental ability to even understand the vast concepts that surround these issues ___2) to make it easier for those who are categorized under point "1)", what im saying is lets assume that God is definitively real in this hypothetical situation. If God is real (which i do have faith in), than any evidence that supports or suggests that God doesn't exist could be in reality a test of faith. Now some will go to say that any religious believer could make that claim to debunk any evidence that goes against their beliefs, but the point of my message was never to prove or disprove anything. It was meant to show that neither side of an argument like this will ever be proven definitively. Humans have the choice to make whatever decision they wish to make. And until another supernatural force gives us the evidence to disprove secular beliefs, secular beliefs cannot disprove supernatural beliefs.
ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shopped - i can tell
shut it, bitches. God is dead, and i wish it was me who killed him.
St. Wyfruń, nikt ci nie każe czytać Polaka, dozorco.
Just use english while trolling ok? So we can all laugh (?) at your swearing and name-calling :)
chuj Ci w dupie chodzi
tl;dr, you sad, boring fukker
Hello! Gosh, it's nice to meet a fellow "newbie" as they say! You seem like a pleasant, friendly sort of chap! :) I hope there are more like you here! :)
good stories, tho.
@28695 Likewise. :-)
Your women are fukking HOT! Give them to me now!
you must visit Poland. they will not come to you.
unless you live in Dublin or London
meow
Nobody herd taht cuz u don exits! pwned! chrischanutty looses imma go f✡✞k another man in the anus
OWO
so you're under group "1" lolz
n✞✡✡ॐr TITS!!!
There is no evidence that disproves god. BUT there is NO evidence to support even a hypothesis and that is good enough for anyone of reason and that's the point. Atheists don't believe in your god for the same reason they don't believe in anyone elses from anywhere, any time or any place. Faith is not a virtue, faith says you can believe anything you want, how can you tell the difference between someone who has faith and someone who hears voices in their head from god telling them to kill their kids? It's happened! Applying god to anything is a failure of human intelligence. Anyone who doesn't accept contridictary evidence because it "tests their faith" is just weak and close minded. A lot of atheists today were people who used to believe just like you and lost their faith, just like me. It's not us who are the ones who are close minded, some of us actually used to believe your viewpoint but was eventually able to look at it from outside for what it really is.
lol @ a centuries old fight that just won't die, even between pathetic internet losers
You. Are. Gay. Hehehehehehehehe!!!!
He's a laughable, superstitious imbecile. Leave him to his medieval ignorance. Just point, laugh and bask in the glow of our superiority to him.
get's them everytime....
The balloon was a hoax created by Christians to anger our hubris!!!!
Please use Dawkins' term for Atheists; Brights. Because people of sounds reasoning are just that. Anyone that believes in invisible sky wizards is an idiot. Religion is a mind-virus. The large majority of people who believe in religion do so because their parents brainwashed them (and in turn whose parents told them etc). Others who have 'come to believe' had a void in their life and replaced that void with a belief. Life is perfectly majestic and wonderous without inventing omnipotent creators. Brights have more respect for life because every day of life is precious. Its illogical that Christians are so anti-murder when their beliefs tell them they're destined for a magical infinite life in the clouds with everyone else. Break the cycle of child abuse and stop letting them grow up to believe lies. Let them decide as adults.
@Little Falcon doesn't exist... Seconded!
Get back in your cage, bitch!!!!!!!!!
you athiests are soooo bent on proving your point that there is no god. i dnt exactly believe everything thats in the bible, i view it as a guide to help live my life, im a christian but i dnt sit around and read the bible all the time. i party, i drink, i smoke, i have premaridal sex. but i dnt praise any of those things. you athiests act like partying and f✡✞king is your god. you live the same lifestyle as christians, you just praise physical pleasures, we praise "spiritual" pleasure
Fo shizzle ma nizzle!!!!
Actually, you're just a very sorry excuse for a Christian, and may as well be an athiest.
It's athEIst not athIEst. It's not a superlative adjective, diaperdicks!
The Holy Bible was written by one author and one author only: our God Almighty. It was a gift from Heaven because He got sick of listening to scifags' and atheistfags' lame excuses.
Deez nutz?
meh, call me hwhat you will, ill worry about who is right when im dead and it actually matters. so stop trying to act tough with the keyboard and enjoy this site
Remember the movie Karate Kid? That was so swell!
all you guys are so funny, most of these things regarding religion arent even that funny, but the way all you guys get so bent outta shape is completely hilarious.
你是很不禮貌的無神論者。您需要請求原諒你的罪，你要問耶穌到您的心。
and what about that part where he shot the scuba tank and that shark was like bablam! hahah good times.
I'm going to make fun of athiests with my horrible spelling and grammar then turn around and get defensive when someone calls me out on being a hypocrite because that's what God wants me to do! Praise Jeebuz!
Marilyn Manson has a nice meaty anus! Hail Judaism!
I liked it, the post is the holy truth.
lol
EPIC WIN
Epic Win
You can lose Faith, but you can look at it closely, and realize it's not saying, "There's a God." It's saying "There isn't a God." Don't worry though, it's just a simple reading mistake.
Science here. Your followers are with us. Give us a call when you get out of the past so we can renegotiate the contract.