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  Making it okay to eat your best friend.

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• Religion  Oct 1st 2009 at 09:57 am  #25819

  Is fail.

• Fuh Q  Oct 1st 2009 at 09:57 am  #25820

  Insert body of Christ joke

• Carol  Oct 1st 2009 at 10:31 am  #25822

  I find this picture very offensive against all zombies..

• Well...  Oct 1st 2009 at 10:31 am  #25823

  Jesus did say to remember him by eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

• Take, Eat  Oct 1st 2009 at 10:34 am  #25826

  For this is my body. But have the decency to not eat my nuts until I'm dead or at least unconscious.

• Jesus Christ, King of the Jews  Oct 1st 2009 at 11:04 am  #25829

  He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood can now enjoy a McJesus burger and fries for the low, low price of 4.99. Shalom, motherfukkers!

• Carol  Oct 1st 2009 at 01:06 pm  #25835

  So In the Karan does it say that the vigins in heaven are better looking then ugly Muslim women on earth?

• @Carol  Oct 1st 2009 at 01:09 pm  #25838

  its KORAN

• miki  Oct 1st 2009 at 01:23 pm  #25839

  zombies are hot

• great ads!  Oct 1st 2009 at 02:08 pm  #25846

  singemuslim.com W T F ??

• @@ Carol  Oct 1st 2009 at 05:04 pm  #25862

  Its actually the f✡✞king Qu'ran learn how to correct before you correct, dumbass

• Juan  Oct 1st 2009 at 05:17 pm  #25864

  Finally, A FUNNY ONE! LOL!

• King Pedant  Oct 1st 2009 at 05:23 pm  #25866

  Actually, in the correct English/Arabic transliteration it's "Qur'an". Sorry. Study some language and then come back and argue again in a decade or so.

• ahhh  Oct 1st 2009 at 06:00 pm  #25872

  everybody a dumbass!

• More Correct  Oct 1st 2009 at 06:38 pm  #25876

  Hey Carol and King, it tends to work either way. My history book says "Qur'an", but other sources will say "Qu'ran". So, you're both right, and jerks.

• Anonymous  Oct 1st 2009 at 07:41 pm  #25886

  Well, actually Carol is not right at all in way, shape or form. She said Karan.

• Anonymous  Oct 1st 2009 at 09:33 pm  #25918

  Carol=Troll, get used to it.

• @anonymous  Oct 2nd 2009 at 03:00 am  #25950

  anon ppl= stupid get used to it

• Captain  Oct 2nd 2009 at 10:27 am  #25995

  actually when Jesus said that I think it was supposed to be symbolic

• @Captain  Oct 2nd 2009 at 01:42 pm  #26017

  not according to the catholic church, viz transubstantiation

• wow  Oct 2nd 2009 at 04:01 pm  #26039

  this is LOWW ! ... even for moronail

• true  Oct 2nd 2009 at 05:28 pm  #26052

  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW that must hurt christians

• Snap  Oct 3rd 2009 at 05:07 pm  #26226

  OM NOM NOM OM NOM

• Anonymous  Oct 7th 2009 at 05:35 pm  #26939

  Core Ann sucks. Bi Bill sucks too.

• ...  Oct 10th 2009 at 12:11 am  #27398

  didn't like it...

• @wow  Oct 23rd 2009 at 12:00 am  #30382

  Shut yo mouth. thats the funniest thing i've seen on here all night.

• I  Oct 27th 2009 at 08:16 pm  #31280

  Jizzed

• ???  Nov 7th 2009 at 12:14 am  #33483

  What is this, 'The Second to Last Supper'?

• new atheist  Nov 18th 2009 at 02:45 am  #35445

  It is only a bit ignorant, the symbolism of Christ’s body isn’t literal but if it’s funny to you =/ go for it.

  but i have to say i like the one with the pic of a ghad psycho geting to "heavevn" only to find the virgins to be male :D good stuff.

• God  Dec 13th 2009 at 02:01 pm  #40156

  You should become Christians so you won't go to Hell. IMAO Hell is really bad so you should stop what your'e doing, whether it be entertainment or cancer research and pray. Nothing else matters. Life, love, liberty, happiness, people, ethics etc. doesn't matter. A repentant serial murder will get into heaven, a athiest who "saved" 3 billion peoples lives will burn in Hell for example, disregarding that atheists can do nothing good.

• dear god  Dec 16th 2009 at 05:49 pm  #40839

  That's awfully threatening, considering the concept of Hell is totally ludicrous and a pastiche of about 8 other religion's names and ideas for it. Also, Hell's general portrayal in Christianity is sometimes perceived as inconsistent with the concepts of an omnibenevolent, just, and moral God.

  "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God" (Epistle to the Romans, 3:23)

  ...including you,"God".

  Also, it's full of justice related problems. You seem to be of the denomination of Christianity that believe only by accepting Jesus can one be saved from Hell. The problem comes about when you realize that this means that people who never heard of Jesus automatically go to Hell. There is a clear injustice against being punished for something one didn't even know was wrong.

  Like I said, I'm quite scared.

• This...  Dec 23rd 2009 at 07:38 am  #42310

  is wrong! There were 13 people in the original picture. Or maybe the other one was eaten first...

• Guy  Jan 14th 2010 at 12:14 am  #45885

  to king and Carol. Depends on what country you're from. In turkey its Koran because they don't use q's.

  To god, lol you tell us also to care and love for people so technicly you are cotradicting yourself.

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