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Nice... These Christianity jokes are hilarious XD this ones going next to "stop! Hammer time"
I am noticing the ad here... "the god who wasn't here" any Christians offended by this at all >_< it's like that Hitler pic with the add "expand your kingdom" this advertisement can totally target the right people LOL
Christianity is fake anyway?!?!?!?
Who gives a f✡✞k.
Geez, don't have any God. But your has gay hat.
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"My god has a hammer, your god was nailed to a cross. Any questions?"
yes, I have one - who the f✡✞k is this guy with hammer? never heard of him but he looks like some dude from marvel comic book
and that wasn't god who was nailed - it was his son -.-'
It's Thor. He's actually a little grey alien on Stargate SG-1.
Im the viking god of the thunder
son of the god is a god himself even though it sounds idiotic, christians says so. so the god WAS nailed. and THOR PWNS HIS ASS
When you'll nail me ?
dont them christians say that were all the sons /daughters of god?
so that would make us all gods? o_o...
Haha, religion.
Subject of mockery on Moronail.
you seem like a reasonable person to talk, so how christianity can be monotheistic religion if it got two gods?
It can't. HURR DERP DERP
captcha: American dejected
Well the Holy Trinity consists of The Father (God), The Son (Jesus), and The Holy Spirit (something that fills everyone who goes to church- a bit like a Catholic priest)
But they are all one and the same thing... It doesnt make any sense. Thor was a hardcore, heavy drinking type who rode across the sky in a chariot. And he could throw his hammer at stuff and it would RETURN to his hand! Marvel do have some comics based on him a movie which is coming out soon.
it's called trinitarian monotheism-son of a god - jesus - is like an incarnation of a god. but still it's just politheism pretending monotheism. i lol every time when some christian criticizes religions that states there are more than one god, because they believe it themselves, but they don't even realize it... and cult of the saints...-WTF? i though that GOD is the only one worth worshipping, but no...these christians needs many people they can worship, god, jesus, that blessed-virgin-holy-mother-of-the-only-god mary, and many, many, so f✡✞king many saints...pagans pretending monotheists...but they can't be helped, they'll still keep on fooling themselves, saying that bible should be interpreted indirectly - but they choose which parts should be interpreted which way - if the science proves that something in a bible is bullshit, they say it's a metaphor and symbolic. but before science proves it, they belive it blindly, and want to behead everyone who deny it. there's going to be a new meaning of p2p soon - pay to pray
Christians consider the three part nature of their god to be an unfathomable characteristic of his reality. They like the whole conundrum/enigma thing when its theirs. When its part of someone else's belief system, they mock it. But, technically, since they accept god as being a three part deity, its still one god. Like an egg. Shell/yoke/white = one egg. Its ironically like holism but they don't see that. Christians don't see lots of things. That's the way they seem to like it. Ignorance is bliss and all.
The only people that give a f✡✞k are bible salesmen and inbred retards that think religion is a good thing.
I'm reporting this picture. Making fun of Jesus and Christianity is beyond offensive, it's totally uncalled for. This site disgsts me!
Then why are you even on here? Get out and stop ruining it for the rest of us.
psh. why do people think that jesus is white?. if people want a white god. practice the church of THOR :]
some nephew of Zeus?
Hey nerds, nobody cares about your atheist asses. You can shut up already.
Great Hammer of THOR!
but its the Thor who is extinct
Those eyes definetely say "There's a penis in my ass." Thor is gay
And look at those wings on his gay hat...
we're not atheists you retard, we do belive in thor, who owns your god's ass BITCH. jesus can lick his holy hammer
you made me lol
same here but with more of facepalms
Stupid viking. Go eat some spam!
oh because the tiny little wings at the helmet are soooo hetero.
Your god is gay, thorists. ha!
don't call him gay or he's gonna to hammer up yr ass
EMULATE JESUS, XIANS. CRUCIFY YOURSELVES NAO!111!
god see's thor has recovered from the anal rapeing he received..
god is not happy
EMULATE ATHEISTS, DISAPPEAR NAO!!111oneone
The wings on the hat are actually just a cartoony addition of the artist's choice, like horned helmets- it's impractical in battle to have such things and anyway if you think its gay you are obviously projecting so hard you would be better off putting the effort into admitting you are gay. Oh and don't talk about Thor as extinct, show me one shred of proof that ANY god was alive in the first place..
first, you know what you just said? ya sad that viking god is made by cartoonist. FAIL
second, you really don't know awhat religions are about. othervise you wouldn't ask for proofs. DOUBLE FAIL
What on earth does that even MEAN?
Oh and heres a fun fact- know how Norway was made Christian. "Saint" Olav Tryggvasson went around cutting off the heads of people who didnt agree with him; very fecking Christian! Don't believe me? go to the cathedral in his capital in Trondheim, theres an engraving of him holding a basket of heads and a cross.
awesome Thor with his awesome Mjöllnir couldn't stop Olav? FAIL once more
Not atheist in the slightest. I found the picture funny; though... Although this trail of inconsiderate comments ruins the fun to be honest.
Carol is the biggest bitch Iv ever heard of. Carol go and suck a dick or something. srsly =D
You people are being moronic, honestly. captcha: decency India
Both of you dumbasses, carol isnt a real person, anyone on this site can pretend to be her, and use her to make fun of pictures. They dont actually hate them, they are just making a f✡✞kING joke
Asatru rules, feels so good to come from the country that preached it! Too bad we got christianity instead.
No picture of a God (as in: any God or God-like creature) depicts a God. Oddly enough, no-one ever saw what they were trying to depict so the only thing that we can say about Thor with certainty is that he's got some hardcore stories to his name.
Guess how Jesus was depicted in 1942 in German churches? Tall, blond and with blue eyes. Oops!
im a christian so eh w/e still funny, but jesus is the guy nailed to cross, who isnt god. just to make a random point...
it invalidates everything lolz
just kidding btw
Thor nailed Jesus, does this sound dirty or what??
The old gods were so much more metal.
hail thor
you sir, are f✡✞king awesome
Jesus is supposed to be God as well as God's son. Because they are both part of the holy trinity. Christianity makes so much sense.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well Christianity is stupid, but....
You accept people being body, soul and spirit....
And still you have problem with son, father and spirit....