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A day is one rotation of the Earth on its axis. God created the universe in 6 days.
Before he created the Earth, how did he know how long a day was?Share:
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good point. but religious people always have the answer. i hate those f✡✞kers.
Actually, in the original language of the Bible the hebrew word for "day" was used to describe periods of time rather than the 24 hour day that we know.
Anyways it´s all bullshit
raptor jesus, you f✡✞king nailed it
i don't believe in a god, but if i did i certainly would understand him giving us the free will to decide whether or not to believe.
maybe we're just an alien pet project, there's no way of knowing....so don't waste your time bashing religion, life's too short already.
Time is an illusion. it is relative to the rotation of a planet. in our case, a day was the rotation of earth, or 24 hours. this picture makes a valid point in saying that a 'day' is a man-made concept and not one of a higher being
You sir are an idiot.
Ever wonder why sun comes up every 24 hours?
That actually doesn't matter. A "day" is a unit of time, and god created the Universe in six units of time and rested on the seventh. So they actually were referring to that 24 hour cycle we call "day" now.
OMG YOU PROVEDED IS WRONG TEH CATHOLIC!
Oh wait. It's a metaphore, and it has a purpose.
You just don't get it.
Smartass.
you'll have to have your mom explain it to me then
well.. maybe the guy had to stick with the kitchen himself! HA! Cause the woman wouldn't let him go ANYWHERE
Anyone that says time is an illusion is a f✡✞king retard who wants to sound clever to a bunch of f✡✞king trolls.
And hear me out.
Say you did believe the bible was divinely inspired. It was spoken from God to man. Do you think man has the capacity to understand God's relationship with time or even God at all? Or would he simply explain it in a document the best way he knew how... in HUMAN TIME UNITS. think of it like conversion. He heard it from God who has his system that no one else understands so he converts it to a system ("time") that we do understand.
Anyways this is freaking moronail... why are any of us dissecting it this much. Just call a couple people fags and move on.
You're all idiots. Have a great day!
You buttholes. God knows physics, so he knew how to spin the Earth so that it makes 360° every one-sixth of the creation interval.
So who else thinks that Dinosaurs are awesome
Earth Rotation: 12 pi radians per creation
Successful troll is successful.
GOD IS A WORD MASTURBATION
THERE MUST BE 6-AXIS SIMULTANEOUS TIMECUBE
http://www.timecube.com
Before you can answer that question you must understand who,what is/are God. If you don't know that (and who really knows?), then don't worry about how long it took God to create the universe.
Anyway... did you all say a prayer today??
is this shopped?
no, no, its not shopped. there are no pixels and I saw quite a few dinosaurs in my life.
the correct translation is '6 periods of time'
Also God did not create the earth in 6 days. The earth already existed; He created everything ON the Earth in 6 days. BIG DIFFERENCE but common mistake. So the joke is irrelevant anyway.
have you read genesis?
It's the period of time that it took to create everything on the Earth. Not the Earth itself. It wasn't planned that way
IRL everyone knows that the flying spaghetti monster is the one true god, i know because i too have been touched by his noodley appendage!!
So like God created shit and he started very general, like light, darkness and shit, then he did big stuff, like sky, stars and shit, then moved to create shit by order of relevance, so like the flowers went last because nobody cares about that anyway, and actually it's just to put shit in a perspective. Like, stars are more important than flowers. People have hard time figuring that out.
And f✡✞k yeah, the dinosaurs are awesome.
I guess he didn't even know that a day is "one rotation of the earth on its axis"!
But do not get a wrong impression about me! I really believe in God! That is because I asked him deeply two requests when I was totally broken and he immediately answered me. I know it is not a valid argument for others. It is just for me. The basic question is how the world came into existence at the first stage?
Can anybody help me on this question?
p.s. The outcome of these contradicting beliefs is that I have lost my beliefs in religion but still as I said I believe in god and try to help the human being as far as I can.
dude he took physics duhhhh
HE KNOWS!
It's all about the timecube, bitches. Website by the guy in the laundromat parking lot who mumbles to himself all day.
http://www.timecube.com
the creation myth is based on an older myth of six stages of cosmogenesis. read "the secret doctrine" by Helena Blavatsky
because he had already created night and day. If you're going to discredit a religion you should try studying up on it first..
I've come to the conclusion that evolution must be false because time is an illusion as has been said...
Oh well, I'll just go back to my original interest in life...buttf✡✞king turtles and spraying my goo into their shells before licking it out and masturbating simaltaneously. I'm soooo awesome.
NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION WITH THE HELP OF CAPS LOCK:
The answer is that He is the Creator of time, space and humanity. Here is the story:
http://is.gd/1gj27
Erino is right!! God did NOT create the UNIVERSE in 6 days! but anyway, in Genesis y see that he FIRST created the heavens (the universe? or dimensionS) and the earth, THEN he MADE DAY and NIGHT, -chapter 1 verse 3-5! (king James version) SO before he got into that it took some days, to do the thing, he MADE days!-)
If there was a god, he would be too big to be understood by the human mind, that's why whe shouldn't break our heads about problems like "is there a god or not?"
The god we know from the bible is a brain image made up by a bunch of primitive douches
Lol, I cannot believe you just posted a story about God on moronail.
I believe in Santa Claus too
Ceiling cat is the one true god.
im an atheist and i consider christian religion the most stupid, existance itself doesnt have to have a cause, all we argue about is inside human comprehension, even if you get to undesrtand wat happens outside earth youll never reach it, just live...srry for bad english
isnt this going a tad too far? i say was dinosaurs before god?
GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING!!!!
he MADE the span of time that is a day because he felt like it. keep asking your questions your hole life and then pray for forgiveness on your death bed like all the sad non believers on this earth. God will still forgive you because he will still love you no matter what
You've inspired me. I'm going to bring a recorder to my death bed and say "....hmm...nope. Still no god." just to finally shut up that stupid excuse for a comeback.
F✡✞king day that in wich Ceaser came up with the idea of making all the romans to become christians....those idiots
kuz god knows everything. lulz.
Come oooon... argue about me!! That bastard didn't do anything!! it was all me!!
Charles Darwin married his cousin Emma Wedgewood (YES! RELATED TO JOSIAH WEDGEWOOD) and had 10 children with her. Amen?
Philosoraptor is wise.
"Actually, in the original language of the Bible the hebrew word for "day" was used to describe periods of time rather than the 24 hour day that we know." THIS A 'era' is a more congruent phrase than a 'day', 'epoch' would suffice as well
f✡✞k YOU! Stop supporting yourself! We've already decided we want to go to Hell since that's the fashionable thing to do!!!!!!!!
You're all retarded. ...Haha, Just joking! Believe in Jesus!
I find raptors offensive.
The only people I hate more than religious people are atheists.
A Christian will tell you you're going to hell because you do not believe.
Jews pretend like they don't want you until you date a jewish person, it's a conversion extravaganza.
Muslims: they are either indifferent they are mostly indifferent to you.
Atheists? The smuggest motherf✡✞kers anywhere.
They feel they know everything, and because they know everything they know that there is no force out there greater than themselves.
They'll call you ignorant if you question the unknown, if you have a thought that somewhere, out there in the cosmos, something greater than yourself might exist.
I don't find myself religious organized religion is a money making scheme really, but for all I know there is a flying spaghetti monster or maybe raptor jesus and his followers left in a space ship, to one day come back and subjugate humanity. I know one thing for sure: f✡✞k smug f✡✞kers and f✡✞k you, yeah you, you reading this!
raptor believer, you're just what the world needed... candy just wasn't enough punishment.
If you believe in the God of the Bible than you believe in Satan and know how clever he can be. What better way to make it all worthless than make religion a point to hate each other over. Just treat others the way you would want to be treated. Lets all start there and see where it goes.
If God is outside of time, and knows the begining, and the end, which is explained in Revelations how a global government power will rule the planet which is going to be anounched in 2012, then I would think He knew what a day was. The hebrew word for day was YAN which always meant a DAY.. Theres plenty of books that go deep into this subject and explain no age/gap theory can be comprimised in the teachings. And stop thinking its an organised religion. It is a BOOK not an organisation. If you cannot see the truth then you a blinded by your own lust and fear your own judgement.
Anyone that says time is an illusion is a f✡✞king retard who wants to sound clever to a bunch of f✡✞king trolls