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hate this f✡✞ker.
Les Stroud kicks his butt
Les Stroud owns this fool
But I could f✡✞k him for his name alone
Les Stroud is a typical fatass, who spends half his show making dysfunctional fishing implements.
Lee Stroud sucks just as much dick. They both have camera crews and medical personnel, gimme a break
BEAR GRYLLS
He is always covered in shit.
Ray Mears is the man.
I'd like to see Mears pass selection, Grylls was a survival instructor in the SAS.
bear grylls is f✡✞kin awesome. Yo are all haters! GTFO!
les stroud gets dropped off and survives by himself. he is the real deal. bear has a camera crew and stays in hotels. fyi.
he may stay in a hotel or whatever but theres no doubt he can do all that shit hes ex SAS and climbed everast quite a few times
bear grylls rules!!! all the haters can go and jump off a building and please land head first!
Bear Grylls might stay at hotels when he films Man Vs Wild, but he often does real expeditions for differnt channels, and for sometimes just f✡✞king no reason. so he is the real deal too
les stroud doesn't eat animal shit. i think i'd rather have him on my team if i'm trying to survive in the wild. Bear might be tough but he's a fuucking retard. i saw him take a bite out of a dead zebra once. that's just stupid. i suppose that's to be expected from a brit though.
Really?
You'd rather have some squeamish, let's NOT do everything we can to survive fatass on your team?
I would MUCH rather have someone who would go to any end in order to survive.
The arrogance of your comment astounds me. "i saw him take a bite out of a dead zebra once. that's just stupid.". Thank you, mister survival expert. Go off and make your own f✡✞king show if you're not man enough to suck it up and do whatever it takes to survive, even in your potentially dying moments. Fucking pussy.
This is exactly why we need an IQ threshold in order to be able to post on the internet, or even be able to spread retarded opinions.
you bite your male parents' dick.
Cthulhu fthang!!!
bear grylls takes it in the ass repeatedly from his crew in those hotel rooms. I was down the hall from them once when i was on a trip and I heard them running a train on him.
oh yeah i remember. your father was the one on the bottom that time.
is shopped
just liek his show ;)
yo "sigh", les stroud would have showed you how to make a fire out the materials available in the environment and cook the f✡✞kin' thing. hell he probably would have found some wild spices and made a tasty meal out of it. you dumb f✡✞k. my i.q. is around 130 btw.
This debate is asinine. How many people who bitched about Bear Grylls being a bitch actually know shit enough to survive?
All of these shows are about "how to survive here if you get lost hiking", Therefore, why wouls you not have a knife and flint? Les Stroud just hangs out in one spot, waiting, while Bear Grylls is off looking for human activity (what you SHOULD do) and besides, he only has one camera guy, and he's just as surviving as Bear. Ive seen Les (I beleive in a Yosemite episode) with a walkie-talkie on his belt when he was sitting down in the helicopter picking him up.
les straud practices his show for a week before he goes out and does things, so he doesnt know how to do the stuff without being told what he has to do, where as bear grylls does all the stuff on his own with no preparation.
but he's not on his own the camera man is more badass cuz he has a camera on his back, and he's doing the same shit. bear didn't need to eat the zebra he was just trying to do something extreme so people would watch and be like, wow hes badass. i saw him piss on his shirt and wear it to show you how to do so in case you need to. he even said he didnt need to, and yet he opted to do it anyway to make his show more extreme. he could have just explained how to pee on a shirt and wear it, he just likes to cover himself in sh** and piss to better his career, not because he needs to. also les carries three cameras w/ him and sets them up in various places to get shots, then goes back for them instead of having people carry them for him like a sissy little brit bia.
He walks into Mordor with a fully equipped film crew and safety harness.
Lars Monsen is the man for the job. That f✡✞ker dont do pretty much more then walking around in the wild alone...with his dog ofc..poor dog.
The fun thing about IQ-based filtering remarks is that they're fatuously paradoxical.
The best show I ever saw was when LS actually killed something and ate it. Most of the time they are both trying to be so PC they don't do shit that real people would... BG is a dope. LS is a dope, too. But LS is less of a multi-tool. My favorite is when BG eats nasty shit... like he's auditioning for Fear Factor or something. Made my wife watch him chomp into a rotting sheep eyeball in slow-mo with all this black shit dripping down his chin. I also LMAO when he drank the green juice squeezed out of elephant shit.
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Why not use a spelling check as an aptitude test instead
Bear Grylls is a fag.That show he did about the Legion was a bunch of cock, totally unrealistic. He did a show in Ireland recently and was filmed saying he was out in the wild, miles from anywhere. Ireland is about two miles across for f✡✞k sake, there is no real wilderness left here. The only danger he was in was from the locals kicking his stupid f✡✞king teeth in for being a wanker. Les Stroud went to Alaska for a year and built a cabin and trapped his own food with his wife. Les Strouds wife is harder than Bear Grylls. And Bear Grylls was in the Territorial SAS. A part-time half ass version of the real thing. He was never in the regular army. Ray Mears knows his shit. That man could show you ten ways to eat your own leg and still survive for about three years on rhino shit and kangaroo piss. Bear Grylls is a poor imitation of a human being, never mind a survivalist.
And for f✡✞k sake, STOP LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH TV! Get out and do it yourself.
I'm afraid that it was actually Ray Mears that was an SAS survival instructor. Bear Grylls was indeed in the Territorial SAS, not close to the real thing.
WOW so many Bear Grylls and Les Stroud haters i have watched both there survival shows and i must say that Bear is the man no matter that he sleeps in hotels hes survival tactics and advice is what counts and believe me u would eat shit if it was the only thing that would keep u alive.
All you people are f✡✞king retarded for arguing with someone else on the internet.
I win.
He wins because he has Bear in his name
So does Bear In The Big Blue House but you don't see people calling him a hero.
Bear Grylls Is a dick sniffer and loves hop scotch.
Bear Grylls best chat up line " The names Bond, Uni bond, Ive come to Fill your Crack"
hahaha love him
He may just walk in to Mordor, but the Smegal he's eating has a cooked steak inside and he's not really sleeping there - he's staying at the Holiday Inn
But Les Stroud makes the volcano blow.
bt baer gyrls haz 2 get nkd furst cuz he so fgt
Lulz @ idiots posting here. The only good TV is a TV that doesn't work. Computer games are superior.
BEAR GRYLLS IS THE SHIT. Seriously if you think survivor man is good......yea put me out in the woods with nothing but a lighter, box of dry wood, and a DVD on how to start a fire and i could survive too. Survivor man has NOTHING on Bear. Oh and for all you FAGOTS! that have your head up survivor mans ass..... just watch man vs. wild its way better.
I simply walk into mordor
Bear Grylls is the best.
As someone who grew up taking long camping trips in the Minnesotan/Canadian wilderness, I can tell you that you would never, EVER do half the things Grylls does if you intended to stay alive. I've seen him swim under massive deadfalls, climb up and down waterfalls, eat animals he "FOUND" dead without cooking them (it's more likely his crew killed them). All these things will get you killed in a survival situation. Not only does the man travel with an entire camera crew, but he stages most of what he does (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is) and sometimes it's just ridiculous (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qyKyWaNEQ) You do NOT climb up / down waterfalls. Not only is it extremely dangerous, but it will get your clothing damp, which is the ultimate no-no in a survival situation. You do NOT swim under deadfalls. You do NOT drink putrefied stillwater without boiling it. In a survival situation, you cannot expect the bears to be fake suits worn by camera crew, the rafts to be pre-made by survival experts and waiting for you on the island, and the rabbits to be pre-killed and lying down in front of you. All of these things have happened on Grylls' show. When the going gets tough in the wild, you can't retire to a hotel for the night. If Bear Grylls is the penultimate example of SAS survival training, it's no wonder the brits haven't won a war of their own in so long.
Ya, he walks into Mordor with a camera crew.
hey "the truth" i would shut the f✡✞k! up...cuz your looking like a pretty good source of protein right now. Well you got something right...YOU dont climb up and down waterfalls, HE does. Only someone with balls could do that. Its dangerous to you, but not to him. Its bear he dosn't boil stuff before he drinks it. he dosn't need to he's a badass...And all those animals that are already dead died because this...picture bear grylls running at you with a knife....ya...u would prob shit yourself.
TOTAL CROCK!!!!!!!!!! Everyone knows that Bear Grylls would cannonball off the side of a helicopter into Mordor, land in a snowbank, strip off all his clothes and jump about to get "warm", and when the Orcs got too close, he'd kill one, eat a quick meal of raw Orc guts and go naked to toss the ring into the fires of Mordor.
You guys are talkin about my stunt double... LOL
"...YOU dont climb up and down waterfalls, HE does. Only someone with balls could do that...." Agree - with balls instead of BRAIN
You Got to eat your own poo to survive . anyone seen that on youtube lmao
bitches dont just walk into mordor
therefore all of you arguements are bollocks, btw if anyone could walk into mordor it'd be gordon brown.
Mans a feind with a broadsword
Bear Grylls always stays in hotels when he has apparently stayed in the wilderness all night.
Three Cheers for Ray Mears!!!!
Bear Grylls is the f✡✞king man, so what if he faked a shot, he's teaching you how to survive in the wild, he was SAS meaning he is badass, im american and even i know SAS is more leet than us
WTF, ONLY I SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
Yesss
THAT MEANS I KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILD!
no. no, it doesnt. listen even if both shows are fake, Survivorman is more educational, while Man VS. Wild is more of an entertainment show. DO YOU REALLY THINK DISCOVERY WANTS TO TAKE THE FINANCIAL RISK OF EITHER OF THEM DYING??????????????????????? no. so they're both fake. the end. done.
Hey, honestly, Frodo and Sam give me the creeps. I mean I KNEW these guys. Lets just say my brother and I dont think there even was a Golum. We think they made it up. Sure, seemed like a fancy excuse for them taking so long. *Cough* Brokeback Mordor *Cough*
i saw him take a bite out of a dead zebra once. that's just stupid.
^ Yes, it is, but you mustn't have been paying attention because you were so busy expressing your opinion, because he even says there are risk of hepatitis and not to do it.
@ Everyone saying about the hotel thing, check your facts, it was only for the first series of Man vs. Wild, idiots.
Anyway, the pic is funny, thanks for posting.
And also if you read Bear Grylls' wiki you would see why he is so awesome.
thats my son your slagging off! why dont you get a life instead of sitting at home on the computer like a retard! my bear would slit your throat then eat your testicles as a starter
he gives really good blowjobs
bear is a loyal customer of ours. we enjoy having him stay with us cos he never complaines about the food. he has stayed in our hotels all over the world and just let you know his name isnt really bear. his real name is hulk hogan.
im the real hulk, i noticed this and had to write, Bear grylls is a close family friend, maybe thats where hilton hotel group got confused, i can confirm his real name.... Teddy Bear Grylls!
i have seen all these comments about my gay husband and i must say that we married on march 13th 2000 and since the wedding he has been called BEAR MICROWAVES! sorry to burst anyones bubble and i know your thinking it! yes he is the giver and he does a bloody good job at it! i let him do whatever he bloody likes, including; inserting live hamsters up my bottom and eating them afterwards, dressing up like tarzan and making me call him jane. but we live a private life and we want to keep it that way.
well mr PubliusScipio! i dont like your attitude cos me and bear were brought up together and all we had to eat until we were seventeen years old was treacle sponge + custard! now thats hardcore survival at its toughest! sometimes when things were really bad we had to wash in the custard and wipe our ass with the treacle sponge.the custard would give us signs if there was a grizzly in the camp. it would turn yellow and inside the bowl it would leave the word yizzgrl. now as we were born survivors we noticed yizzgrl is an anagram of grizzly so we would up n leave whatever time of day. once there was a treacle sponge in the oven and we had to just leave it. one thing they say in the sas is; if things get bad leave the custard, if things get worse leave the sponge!
You f✡✞kers don't know nothing! Bear Grylls would kick Les Stroud's ass!
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