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This policy seems fair & balanced.
lol/
damn, my country is small
You missed Palestine/Israel. Fail, please use bigger bomb next time.
see my name
Is there a petition?
So I guess NA oil corps would have to switch to offshore drilling in the area?
But where would I get my hash now? Waaah.
What's the Island in the middle?
Just needs to be on top of usa instead. Allah akbah!
is dead, go run home to yo momma you muslim pig. Oh that's right your dad cut off her head.
Where is your gas now?
You kidding, right? Coz if you aimed for problems, you missed USA.
you missed Somalia! nuke the sambo koons
be"coz" the us problems are totally comparable to the middle east right.
That's not an ocean.
....just a body of salt water.
Its the blind leading the blind here folks! So Proud to be a American phyco!
Kill then ask questions. War before peace and the General American F$&k Off! We love pissing off the whole world!
i believe the middle east is best described through the context of one Mr. Columbus, who would rather take the established knowledge chance of sailing off the edge of the earth then to spend any more possible time in that region
"Allah at Jun 7th 2009, 5:41 pm #8832
is dead, go run home to yo momma you muslim pig. Oh that's right your dad cut off her head."
LOL
lol @ Velin
its true you did miss quiet a bit
Rules and Everywhere else sucks, you guys just hate America and post here to get your frustrations out. Posting that America sucks on the internet is all you can do because all of you want to have a whiny bitch party. America rules you suck, shut the f✡✞k up. :D
you're kidding right? we are sucking every dick in the Middle East waiting for them to come oil on us and we can't even pay 'em up front. The only thing that could possibly "rule" about us is that we kicked Bush before that picture could happen. if we learned any thing from the Holocaust, it's that trying to eliminate an entire religious group only f✡✞ks you up the ass when you're finally at the top. And the only thing we are at the top of is the World's f✡✞k list. No one will spare the "Great U.S. of A." any mercy when every crackpot nation with a nuke realizes you can end a conflict the easy way
Good day to you sir,
An American
Allah Ackbar?
It's a trap!
oh cool a donut...
I think that nuke might have just missed Jerusalem...and if it did, the war would not stop because Catholics, Jews, and Muslims want that f✡✞king city...next time you use a nuke research what u need to destroy.
The only way to solve these problems concerned is for God to show up and clear things up about Him so that there's no need to argue. Oh wait, fictional characters can't do that.
LOL
As much as the goddamn religious faggotry needs to be wiped out once and for all, there is a great deal of historical value in the Middle East that could be lost.
Perhaps a neutron bomb to targeted to leave sites of historical interest intact...
But nothing would quite have the impact of tactically nuking Mecca and Jerusalem to oblivion. I guess the benefits outweigh the cost; whatever the loss to future historical investigation, it would be worth it to shut religious fags up.
Set it up so Pakistan provides the nukes and any retaliation gets fired at them; it's a worthless shitstain of a country anyway. (No offence to Pakistanis!)
Of course, evacuate all the children and un-brainwashed innocents first. There's no reason for them to be eliminated along with the problem.
One of the world's many problems solved, and one step closer to world peace.
Pedobearhatnichteinename: and what if he does? Ha what i would'nt give to see your face the. oh wait you would be the devils bitch then!
cule man: Yeah, you'd be god little bum boy either way. Fag!
cule man: Yeah, you'd be god's little bum boy either way. Fag!
HEY. I LOVE AMERICA.. I'VE BEEN LIVING EVERYWHERE AROUND IT.... AND THIS SITE IS FUNNY LIKE FEW OTHERS.. BUT MY GRANDMA IS FROM IRAN AND SHE IS SO SWEET, YOU KNOW.... YOU KILLED HER.
Well, there goes all the drugs and oil... good call...
the middle east is f✡✞king crazy and america is f✡✞king awesome. the bomb didn't miss it's target unless of course you're talking about france, so everyone get the f✡✞k over it. now.
Plant a devil skeleton and an angel skeleton (fake ones obviously) in such a way that the angel is either giving the devil head or getting anal raped by the devil. Include some kinda ancient writing that says "Where's your God now, bitch?"
and nuke the whole world. that'll solve everything.
Duh we need to stop worrying about blowing shit up and focus on my f✡✞king flying car that is strangely not in my driveway...
Darfur and Somalia still exist, get a bigger nuke plz
your comments fail, because we arent curently engaged in open warfare with somali terror organizations, ive never heard of any somali hijacking planes or building bombs to attack the U.S. as for america, they need to stop policing the world and calm the f✡✞k down.
Uranium is good with vinegar.
If this happens there will be a huge 'Zero Ocean' near my country!YAY!
Where the hell is the 40 day flood when you need it? No radiation or stinky dead fish. Just wash it allllll awayyyy.
Nice aim
i think this picture actually made me a little nautious
You missed a spot, mate.
That big landmass with "S A H A R A" written in the middle.
f***in racist
Having travelled the world for many years I can safely say that the majority of Americans are without a doubt the dumbest most deluded f✡✞ks to be found. Still never fail to suprise me with the shite that comes out of their mouth.
hahaha, did you see what this f✡✞k wrote??!! Hahahaha, well sir, having actually LIVED in all over the world i can safely say you're a f✡✞ktard. hahaha, i cant stop laughing at your immense ego! hahaha
Damn bastards dont be killin my country or Ill bomb you!
IGNORANTS......get a brain first, then you can talk...
@PEDOBEARHATNICHTEINENAME
This isn't about your comment, simply your name... Now maybe it's because I have an MA in German Literature, live in Germany or simply have common sense, but I can't help but feeling there is something problematic with your Username. First of all, your spacing is off. Generally, since the Middle Ages, Germans have placed spaces between each and every word. This would render your name:
Pedobear hat nicht eine name (Oops, you didn't capitalize 'Name' - all German nouns are capitalized)
Secondly, If (and this is a big 'if') you were to have 'eine' and 'nicht in this title, the 'nicht' would obviously go at the end, since it is negating a verb (Haben) at the beginning of the 'title'
Further, 'nicht' and 'eine' cannot come in a sentence together when the 'nicht' is modifying the 'eine.' The lovely Germans invented the word 'keine' for this. Negate any changes from the previous placement of nicht. You messed up. Your sentence now reads:
Pedobear hat keine Name.
To continue now to content. This may be the most problematic of all. Pedobear obviously has a name. You named him twice in your title, referring to him as 'Pedobear' and implying he is 'nameless.'
This very act of naming something as nameless in itself constitutes the process of naming (Re: Schlegel)
Now, I suppose I should not blame you for this minor impasse...
You certainly did take German 101 for two weeks at the local JuCo before you decided to drop out of college to pursue...?. However, next time you enroll in a language course, please stay long enough to learn some of the essentials, and don't enroll simply to understand Rammstein lyrics. I can tell you, they are not insightful, poetic or intelligent.
So, if I may lend some advice, next time you see the blank Username box, fill it with a name that has some resemblance to intelligent thought.
Thank you.
you missed somolia
So sad! Too many racicsts in the world!
...and too many uneducated people as well!
@ Michael -
I'm glad someone on the internet can still be an ass without cursing. Kudos.
wtf THEY MISSED SOMALIA! :(
You are making the misconception that we are there for humanitarian efforts. We are there for what we see as the best possible solution to a threat to ourselves, and many other countries quite agree. Meaning, it isn't humanitarian efforts for your citizens, it's for ours, so, yes, I'm saying go and cry in a corner because you are in the unlucky position of being smashed by the World, not just America.
There happened to be a time, back a long long time ago, when the Middle-East was the leader in knowledge and wisdom, apparently you screwed up. Who has the nuclear button now? Who has leverage over who? Think before you blindly yell at people via internet about how badly America is treating you. Because, honestly, to us, you are a virus, something we wish to eradicate, before it is anymore a detriment to our society.
You missed Serbia too... Nuke that sh!t.
Yeah dont miss croatia or bosnia, god knows they need a good cleaning
I tink I be missin' someting 'ere.
f✡✞k you, thats offensive
WE ARE THERE FOR OIL, BECAUSE THE PEAK OIL THEORY IS REAL AND THE LAST OF THE GREAT OIL RESERVES ARE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
you missed israel.
Let's destroy everything that we don't like or understand. Belligerent f✡✞ken rednecks.
You assholes are as subtle as you are wise.
Americans just need a good solid lead pipe to the face. That is all.
somalia sudan and egypt must go too ofc, loads of islamist scum there
I find America as a country that fails. Although declaring the twin towers as a terrorist act to head to war was fairly clever.
Thats about it. :-|
Americans, please stop posting! Your idiocy is preventing the comment section from being funny! Let the Europeans do the talking.
Sources:"Allah Jun 7th 2009 at 05:41 pm #8832
is dead, go run home to yo momma you muslim pig. Oh that's right your dad cut off her head."
No, really... are you even trying?
More so than you. Thank you for generalizing an entire nation. GUD JORB, YA WHINY BITCH.
Errrrrrr - right. Looks more like a large asteroid strike to me since not even the Americans have been crazy enough to create a bomb that big. But still, I guess you could say ‘problem solved’. First thing that happens is that most of Europe, Africa, India etc. is wiped out by shockwave and explosion etc. The land would be sterilized and people wouldn’t know what hit them. But you Americans get a better fate. Massive amounts of molten material would get slung up by the impact, falling to earth again all over the world and igniting global fires. The shockwaves of the impact would converge on the other side of the planet, in the pacific ocean creating massive crustal damage and mega-tsunamis wiping out, among other things, the entire west coast of the US. Then, what’s left of you get to die slowly and agonizingly as the ruins of civilization collapses amid the eternal night of an impact winter. There would be no food, temperatures would freeze and there would be no heating - pulverized rock would clog your lungs and you would die choking and shivering and cursing the cruel world and you would discover that you are ALL emo basterds at heart! I guess that counts as solving the problem! Solves several problems actually. :-)
And of course, best of all: if that was a bomb the effects would be exactly the same, but with the added benefit of some radiation thrown in for good measure. If you Americans did ever build that bomb, the best thing for you would be to detonate it smack above Kansas. That way, at least you won’t have to suffer and you can spend your last seconds gleefully thinking about the horror you are raining down on the other side of the world. Who knows . . . it might be a consolation.
" that guy Jun 28th 2009 at 03:10 am #11033
i believe the middle east is best described through the context of one Mr. Columbus, who would rather take the established knowledge chance of sailing off the edge of the earth then to spend any more possible time in that region"
Columbus, like almost everyone in his time, knew the world was round. He just didn't know there was a big hunk of land between Spain and the Orient heading west. That was the surprise. The real reason he was considered stupid or insane is because if the Americas weren't there, they would have all died of starvation or lack of water.
By the way, David, the USSR actually created the world's largest nuclear weapon, the Tzar Bomba. It was originally 100 megatons, but even the frozen brass balls of the Russians weren't enough for them to drop a 100 megaton nuclear weapon for testing, so they dropped it to 50 megatons.
Also, the size of that crater is far larger than ANYTHING found on earth, even the suspected epoch asteroid that caused the mass extinction of most higher life forms on earth. An impact that size is probably big enough to knock the earth off its orbit significantly.
By the way, an asteroid could result in irradiated fallout as well. There are plenty of big radioactive chunks of rock flying around in space.
Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives.
I f✡✞ked an Islamic girl at uni, I then told her father.
He sent her back to yemen and now she's dead.
It was a win win situation.
Gotta go, looking for next muslim slut to f✡✞k and then tell all her family and friends what a slut she is.
I cannot be tried for murder as i didn't do it.
The pigboy fathers take care of that.
I also piss and shit in the halal food we prepare for the muslim trash at the food processing plant where I work part time.
Others shit and piss in the halal food also so it's cool.
The food gets bought by thousands of muslim trash, luv it when I see them eat'n it.
Eat my shit and die you muslim trash
u missed turkey
@allah the pigboy
great man!!
I can't stop laughing about your comment.
I also spit into halal food and enjoyed watching the musels eating the shit!
btw. Why is Turky still on the map?
You best be trollin' africanamericans.
this looks shopped..
well at least someone whos gonna judge
because nobody has ever crunched things like this.. it's more because nobody cares about it. Maybe one day the barrett is going to be ok, on the other hand a hindu could smash my window and all americans would be aspired out by the vaacuum!
Find the error in my essay teacher! If you read this whole text you will notice that nothing has sense..or is it grammar just read it
White/Black/Jewish/Italian/Nazi/Negro/Gay/Muslim/Christianity Power!
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greetz!
Did you watch the Discovery Channel?